<AaronSw> The Swhack Is Back!
<sbp> so, what's the agenda, manifesto, plan, scheme, idea, story?
<Morbus> DOWN WITH SWHACK!
<Morbus> SWARTZ IS THE NEW WINER!
<AaronSw> So first I kick morbus...
<Morbus> i prefer "slutty guide to n3", a forthcoming piece from yours truly, all demonstrated using a romance novel of my own design.
<sbp> "hey baby," said QName to literal, with a glimmer of love in his eyes, "what's about you and me steppin' out?"
<sbp> uh oh. I've made a *thing* out of it
<GabeW> you've reified a very bad idea
<Morbus> bwahahah. he used reified!
<Ash> I WANT A SUBDOMAIN K THX
<cwj> what subdomain
<Ash> something from bomb-the.us, duh!
<Ash> please.bomb-the.us
<cwj> plots.to.
<cwj> lets.
<cwj> please.
<AaronSw> YOU'RE ON TV
<Ash> AaronSw: ??
<AaronSw> Ash: !!
<Ash> AaronSw: How am I on tv again?
<AaronSw> Swhack TV!
<Ash> Oh!
<Ash> What's that?
<AaronSw> It's a local station.
* Ash notes that being on tv sucks
<Ash> BLACK HOLE - Great Prices on eBay - Click Here!
<Ash> www.eBay.com Buy, Sell, Trade - SAVE Money Here!
* Ash dies laughing
seti (niels@drum-n-bass.for.a.fucked-up-place.com)
<AaronSw> happy birthday, icepick
Slashdot Poster: "To prevent spam I ask for the solution of a difficult math problem before I give my e-mail address. I haven't had a date since then."
Remote Image Linker: "BID WITH CONFIDENCE !!! That I am a complete Lamer and Cheezy enough to Hork someone elses bandwidth"
<sbp> Home of the toothpaste warranty invalidating, but minty fresh, Morbus Iff
Wes Felter: "Windows is apparently so crufty that MS is afraid of making any architectural changes to it. So the entire PC hardware industry operates on the principle that you can do whatever you want as long as it runs unmodified Windows."
Sean B. Palmer (unpublished): "I often wonder if some tutorials are set up by companies who endorse rival technologies, and set out deliberately to confuse their readers."
<AaronSw> I think XLink should be stabbed repeatedly and taken in a spaceship to a far off planet and dumped in a volcano there and then nuked.
<look> hey, just like Xenu!
<AaronSw> Uh oh. Next thing they're going to start Extensitology.
<wmf> anyone who tries to reply to something more than 5 minutes back in the scrollback should be thrown into a volcano, because it just confuses the hell out of everyone :-)
E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix): "During these hostile and trying times and what-notOpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense"
Manoj Srivastava (.sig): "Drive defensively. Buy a tank."
The extupendousless Sean B. Palmer wrote a HTML to RSS converter for TNS so we now have our very own RSS feed!